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[karmacomecalling]

Of course not!!!! If I was gonna wreck the place, I'd at least do it in a fun way and I'd definitely invite you!!! Also I don't have claws.

[As if this were obvious, being that he's got gloves on all the time.]

what's dire about it? Is it in a hurry?

Well it's good you've got somebody kicking around who'll know all the stuff you're talking about! They seem nice, too. I came in alone, but if you ever see two little black and white squirts by the names of Wakko and Dot, send them STRAIGHT TO ME. They're my siblings and they cannot be left unsupervised.

Anyway, I'm on my way home now!!! I've picked up something extra just for you~~

[neverbedded]

I thought that perhaps you might have pulled some out from thin air.

[ Seemed as likely as anyone else, at this point. ]

You would have to ask a northerner. But they are much bigger than typical wolves, as I'm sure you've noticed.

I most certainly will. Family is so important. I would hope you send any wayward Tyrells to me, if you happen to see them on the street.

[ ....If most of her relatives didn't run screaming from Yakko. Well, Grandmother probably wouldn't. ]

A surprise? I don't know what I've done to deserve this.

[karmacomecalling]

okay you got me there.

you're telling me. if they were any bigger they'd be horses with fangs. I'll ask them about it!!!! And not to worry, I'll send every Tyrell I catch straight to you!

[It might be "catch" in the literal sense. Though Lady Olenna would definitely send him home with his tail between his legs.]

Well I don't know what I've done to deserve you, but it must have been something good. 😉😉😉 be there soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[When Margaery next returns home the promised throne is there, sitting resplendent by the window. For babe people watching.

And beside her bed is an enormous rose heart on a stand, complete with a plaster cupid and a satin banner proclaiming, "DON'T STOP BELEAFING"

Beleafing in what, we may never know. Yakko's not there to answer, gone with the wind again.]

[neverbedded]

I am sure they will be happy to share with you a bit of Northern culture. [ Admittedly, Robb may not have spent as much time with Yakko as she has and thus might not be as used to his.... quirks. Ah, well. She's sure it will be fine.

Unfortunately, they do seem to have missed each other again. But her response does come in promptly. ]

One rose would have been enough, you flatterer.

[ She doesn't even know what to say about the pun. ]

[karmacomecalling]

NONSENSE!!! I'd get you a billion if I could fit them in the room!!!!!!!!!!

[neverbedded]

A billion may prevent even me from sleeping?

[ And, just to make sure- ]

They are safe to touch?

[karmacomecalling]

I think so! I carried them all the way over here and nothing weird happened to me! Just nice regular flowers.

[neverbedded]

Thank the gods. It would be a pity if I couldn't admire them fully.

[karmacomecalling]

[aaaah Margaery...what he wouldn't give to drive down the coast in a little red corvette with you.........

Which is to say he types out I'd like to admire you fully 😉 before he thinks better of it. Delete delete delete.]

Amen to that.

[neverbedded]

[ Somehow, Margaery feels as though she's just dodged a bullet. ]

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